"Five Simple Steps To Getting In And Out Of Trouble" by Brinkley

Step 1. Eat dirt from the potted plants ** making sure to get some on the floor every single time!**


Step 2. After getting yelled at, wait 10 minutes and bring mom a sock from the bedroom..doesn't matter what kind or color, just whatever you can find on the floor.






















Step 3. Once she sees you with it and thinks you are cute, look sad and pitiful so she knows you mean the apology.



Step 4. Smile really big when she decides she's not mad anymore!



Step 5. Repeat steps One through Four.