Fourteen aka This Is Not Dish Network!

If there's a mess to clean up, at least it's a beautiful mess. ;)

Funniest quote this year from a student...and somewhat from myself too! I kept getting these calls this morning on my cell phone from someone speaking Spanish. The first time she said something in English about needing to speak to someone in Spanish. So I say, "You have the wrong number." She says, "I need someone who can speak Spanish." So I say, "NO HABLO ESPANOL!" The kids are cracking up at this point and repeating what I'm saying. I can't remember the word for WRONG so I say, "Wrong Numero" and hung up.

Then they call back again asking for someone who speaks Spanish and I say, "YOU." "HAVE." "THE." "WRONG." "NUMBER." She says, "Oh we're looking for Dish Network." I say, "This isn't Dish Network, you have the wrong number!"

Here comes the best part....when I got off the phone a kid came over to me and said, "Ms. G. why didn't you tell them this isn't Dish Network, this is the Art teacher?!" HA!