Brilliant Conversations...

from our house today:

"Are they going to try and put Dan Rather on Dancing with the Stars?"
"Uh...I thought he had passed."

Walking into the garage this morning in the dark...

"Shh! I heard something!!"
"WHAT?! What was it?!"
Long freakin' pause...
"Well come on tell me, should I be scared of the man with the hook or what?!!"
"Well, it kinda sounded like someone pooted!"
"No worries, no trespasser in here, it was ME!"